TEN (ITALIAN) REASONS TO VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH 1. Jenna & Barbara Bush are much better than the Kerry's long face-daughters.
2. We don't really need Kerry's flip-flopping opinions on Iraqi conflict. It's just enough for us to realize the positions of italian left parties.
3. John Kerry is too tall to talk policy with Mr. Silvio Berlusconi.
4. We prefer genuine Italian tomato to Heinz ketchup.
5. Left-Democrats Leader Piero Fassino said: "Bush's second term could be a disaster for our coalition". Wow...
6. Kerry's favourite slogan maybe: MORE LONG FACE FOR AMERICA... too sad to win... we need joy and smiles.
7. A vote against Bush is a vote for Bin Laden and Zarkawi.
8. Kerry claimed: "I've had one position, one consistent position, that Saddam Hussein was a threat. He needed to be disarmed". And also: "We Now Know That Iraq Had No Weapons Of Mass Destruction, And Posed No Imminent Threat To Our Security". - Great! The next Kerry's plan against terror: How to disarm a man without weapons.
9. We will the sequel of the maximum comic movie of the year: Fahrenheit 9-11.
10. And by the way there's one only JFK. With no doubts.
Monday, November 01, 2004
